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Clean Code in PHP: Expert Tips and Best Practices to Write Beautiful, Human-Friendly, and Maintainable PHP

Clean Code in PHP: Expert Tips and Best Practices to Write Beautiful, Human-Friendly, and Maintainable PHP

Easily navigate to key clean code principles specific to PHP development with this hands-on guide

2022

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The Retrospective Is Your Most Important Meeting. You’re Doing It Wrong.

After criticizing stand-ups and story points, I’m here to defend the one Agile ceremony that truly matters if you stop playing games and…

19h ago

The Retrospective Is Your Most Important Meeting. You’re Doing It Wrong.

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Your Daily Stand-up Is Useless

If you check any of these red flags, I have a bad news for you: you’re wasting the whole team’s time.

Oct 27

Your Daily Stand-up Is Useless

Oct 27

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The New AI-Powered Hunt for UFOs

It is no longer about finding aliens. It is a high-stakes data problem. We are teaching machines what is ‘normal’ so they can show us what…

Oct 29

The New AI-Powered Hunt for UFOs It is no longer about finding aliens. It is a high-stakes data problem. We are teaching machines what is ‘normal’ so they can show us what is not.

Oct 29

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20 Billions Times the World’s RAM to Store 100 Qubits?

My developer brain tried to understand quantum computing. I tried to use logic. I failed.

Nov 11

20 Billions Times the World’s RAM to Store 100 Qubits?

Nov 11

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Agile Sprints Are a Waste of Time: Switch to Scrumban

We traded story points and planning poker for continuous flow and developer happiness. It was the most productive environment I’ve ever…

Nov 6

Agile Sprints Are a Waste of Time: Switch to Scrumban

Nov 6

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Stop Saying a Qubit Is “0 and 1 at the Same Time.”

You’ve heard the confusing shortcuts. “It’s all values at once.” Let’s replace the hype with a simple analogy that every developer can…

Nov 3

Stop Saying a Qubit Is “0 and 1 at the Same Time.”

Nov 3

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Quantum Computers Will Never, Ever Replace Your Laptop

I used to dream of a MacBook with a solo quantum chip inside. It will never happen. The real story is far more interesting.

Oct 23

Quantum Computers Will Never, Ever Replace Your Laptop

Oct 23

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Beyond the Hype: The Actual Tech Stack Building SpaceX’s Starship

I looked at SpaceX job ads. I wanted to find the code that builds Starship. What I found was smart and practical.

Oct 21

Beyond the Hype: The Actual Tech Stack Building SpaceX’s Starship

Oct 21

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I Miss Writing Bad Code

How the quest for “perfect” code can kill the very creativity that made us fall in love with programming in the first place.

Oct 20

I Miss Writing Bad Code

Oct 20

I want to learn Quantum Computing, and I’m not a Physicist

A talk at a conference sent me down a rabbit hole. Hours later, I ran my first algorithm on a real quantum computer. Here’s what happened.

Oct 17

I want to learn Quantum Computing, and I’m not a Physicist

Oct 17

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